10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha