10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com