10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine