10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.