10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.