10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves