10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is for loners.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.