10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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