10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear