10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.