10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi