10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Fold and live to fold again