10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.