10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier