10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion