10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare