10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls