10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."