10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• It's Free To Fold...