10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.