10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.