10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine