10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike