10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-