10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."