10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris