10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha