10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.