10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.