10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.