10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?