10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.