10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- It's Free To Fold...
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)