10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."