10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.