10 Random Poker Quotes
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- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!