10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters