10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-