10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"