10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.