10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.