10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.