10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-