10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."