10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth