10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz