10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!