10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury