10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers