10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."